Dear Chocolate Box Exchange Writer

 Hello, sweet chocolate box exchange writer.

I am so happy that you're participating in this happy-making exercise. It's always so nice to have something to work on and look forward to in these sloppy, still-dark days of winter. The sad truth is that I'm super-easy and this exchange should be stress-free, so stay away from my do-not-wants and you should be grand.

I do not want..

first-person narration, incest, non-con, non-canon slash, child death or grievous injury, dog death, and misusing the words less and fewer.

( Optional details are optional... )